Carb Daddy

The equivalent to a sugar daddy but instead of giving money they buy you food

My carb daddy bought me a nice dinner last night.

by Fuckboi'99 June 2, 2017

Carbon

Carbon is a chemical element with symbol C and atomic number 6. It has 6 protons, 6 neutrons and 6 electrons. Therefore it is also the element of Satan.

Someone used carbon atoms to summon Satan last night!

by Chaosemitter June 12, 2017

carbon producer

A person that's extremely annoying. They try to be popular but ultimately fail. They are nicknamed the carbon producer because the production of carbon dioxide harms our environment and atmosphere and so does said person.

Oh look, there's the carbon producer again, he's sooo lame.

by Oxygen Producer June 14, 2017

carboneing

The act of meeting random broads and nailing them with force, typical done by a carbone.

Dude I toataly forgot about study group, sorry I was carboneing .

by Not carbone June 19, 2017

Carb yarn

spaqettie noodles

That's a big ol'bowl of carb yarn

by Beef stick Pete June 24, 2017

Carbon Tanprint

The amount of greenhouse gas emissions a person causes while getting a tan.

"Wow, James just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from Iceland to Australia to get a tan"

by Heimir Han July 20, 2017

carbonate

When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.

"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"

by Onehitwonder? November 28, 2017