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bitchass cuntfucker

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road
Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?
by Cackalacka September 4, 2008
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bitch drama

bitch drama is high maintenance feminine drama that is catastrophic for the person who has it and hilarious to that persons friends/ co-workers/acquaintances/bystanders.
Mike: Scott forgot it was his three month anniversary, so his gf threw his 50 inch plasma off the third floor balcony and told everyone he has a little dick.

Dave: (laughing,)Scott has major bitch drama.
by DElias January 12, 2009
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Bitches bruh

It’s when bitches (girls, women) just act a certain way of annoyance.
Girls - “OMG lets get fucking wasted tonight I deserve it!”
Boys - “bitches bruh smh”

Another example

Girls - “let’s go to an expensive place so we can dress up and Eat so I can get good photos for my instagram

Boys - “bitches bruh what the hell
by Dylwheat October 28, 2019
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bitchass-bullshit

when you stub your toe, or when you're playing Grand theft auto.
Franklin *crashes car* BITCHASS-BULLSHIT!!!
by toothpastecracker May 12, 2020
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bitch lane

The merge lane to a highway or limited access road where bitches chicken out and stop completely instead of hitting the gas and merging properly.
He almost caused a 4 car pileup by stopping in the bitch lane.
by kherald May 16, 2021
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Bitchless Behavior Syndrome

It is a condition wherein a person has envious and wishful yet hopeless behavior with regards to romance-related topics and media. It is accompanied by a mix of romantic excitement and dread from the reality of the person's current romantic situation.

It is often caused by said person, who has romantic desires, lacking bitches or any form of romantic love in the present time. Failure to successfully enter a romantic relationship, either due to wasting the opportunity to do so or being scared to make the first move, may also lead to said behavior.

Not to be mistaken with horniness, it oftentimes manifests with non-malicious intent and manner.

BBS may vary in its symptoms and severity from person to person. The most prevalent behavioral change is with the person always wishing to experience couple-related activities, such as holding hands, cuddling, playing together, or spending time together. Said wishes may either be generalized or targeted to a certain someone, fictional or not.

Other symptoms include but is not limited to:
- jealousy of couples that have a successful and happy relationship
- randomly sending flirtatious messages and/or memes in the middle of conversations
- sending material depicting intimate activities with the caption "me with who" or "when will I also experience such"
- fantasizing situations that place them in a happy and wholesome relationship
- depression upon the sight of seeing couple-related activities
Person 1: "you remember that time when Shinobino was fantasizing dating Inaka?"
Person 2: "what a fucking simp! he has Bitchless Behavior Syndrome, fr"
by TheBitchlessGoat September 11, 2022
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go bitchcakes

Not British slang...it is from the 90's TV show "Newsradio". Secretary Beth decides to make up a word and see if she can get others to use it by dropping into every conversation. By the end of the day, everyone is using it. Has become popular in Britain due tothe popularity of the show.

It means to flip out or go a bit nuts, or to rant about something.
Beth went completely bitchcakes when she found out Matthew told Joe they were sleeping together.

Katherine is going to go bitchcakes on Bill after hearing that news story.
by BlooPenguin December 15, 2008
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