Beeeeeeeek

A noise while forming a beak-like structure with both your left and right hand.

*forms beak with hands* beeeeeeeeek

by giant ninja May 26, 2004

crossway breezer

A condition where the nasal passages have an abnormally large opening to the esophogus (throat).

"There was this dusky gal in Bangkok...a real crossway breezer." Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge

by txBAM December 12, 2008

shoot the breeze

Refers to where you sit quietly behind a big clueless dude who's eagerly chowing down on a huge plate of baked beans, "bide your time", and then fire off a starter-pistol just as said dude is starting to "rip one", thus igniting the unsuspecting dude's expelling methane and creating a humongous blowtorch-fireball out his ass. Extra points if (A) you loaded the gun with full-flash blanks --- both for a more spectacular effect and to better ensure that the muzzle-flash would indeed ignite the gas --- and (B) you chose a dude who usually has fairly "extended" farts instead of merely "little toots", so that any spectators can be treated to a real "light show" instead of just a brief flare-up.

Startled guy with a smoking pants-seat: Oh, Jeez Louize ---!!! When you fellas invited me over to your backyard barbeque to "shoot the breeze", I never expected that you'd mean it in a LITERAL sense!!

by QuacksO July 6, 2018

Breeder

A Breeder is someone (Male or Female) you would have children with for the sole purpose of creating professional and olympic athletes. A breeder does not depend on looks. For example any woman over 6 foot is automatically a breeder and any man over 6'5" (regardless of looks). Hot people are not breeders; breeders are a separate class made to define the best people for creating strong athletes.

DAMNNN, check out that breeder!
Shes pretty cute,,,,nahhh shes a breeder.
Check out those thighs,,,definitely a breeder!
You squat 400!?.........Breeder
Did you see how high she can jump......breeder

by theycallmeF January 3, 2014

breeder-porn

Porn dedicated to simulations of making chillens.

V and were watching breeder-porn, and got so horny we got biblical right then and there, with no protection.

by AurelAuAaaaureliusreliusaaaasA May 3, 2018

almond breezed

After eating a copious amount of almonds, farting into a person's face during sex.

Dude, last night was awesome, my girl almond breezed me!

by PotatoOle May 24, 2010

Lucas Breeden

Lucas Breeden. A person with an extreme case of OCD. This OCD includes washing or cleaning hands excessively, the touching of family members and renaming programs that are not his.

Example 1.

Person 1: Yo dude I gave him a high-five and he instantly started washing his hands.
Person 2. Ye, he's a Lucas Breeden.

Example 2.

Person 1. Wtf he keeps touching his sister!
Person 2. Yes, he's a real Lucas Breeden!

by MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP August 13, 2018