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Crossway's are the coolest mother f****** alive. They are very out-going and love to party, but NEVER allow them to drink liquor. You will NOT like the out come! All together they love their family and make the best out of life. Crossway's are very special people! :)
Dude that bitch is SO crossway when she gets fucked up!
by A.Crossway! November 7, 2015
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crossway breezer

Refers to the space between a thin woman's legs - the gap that remains at her crotch when her legs are closed. It tends to disappear when women gain weight.

The phrase comes from a style of house in hot areas where the kitchen and living quarters are separated by a space with a connecting roof (often called a breezeway) to keep the heat of the kitchen from warming the house.
Clint Eastwood in "Heartbreak Ridge" - "Then there was this dusky gal in Bangkok, a real crossway breezer I swear."
by clit east wood July 5, 2009
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crossway breezer

A condition where the nasal passages have an abnormally large opening to the esophogus (throat).
"There was this dusky gal in Bangkok...a real crossway breezer." Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge
by txBAM December 12, 2008
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crossway breezer

A condition where the nasal passages have an abnormally large opening to the esophogus (throat).
"...there was this dusky gal in Bangkok...a real crossway breezer" - Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge.
by txBAM December 9, 2008
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Chris Crossway

Chris Crossway is a celebrity from the movie Raising Starts. He acted as a retarded gay boy that has a girlfriend named Zinobia, who liked him, buy he was gay so...... Did I mention he is retarded?
Chris Crossway uses "ur face" and " look in the mirror" in 2018. He's so dumb not even fire will come near him. You could say he's FLAME RETARDENT.
by diabetes ) December 5, 2018
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Chris Crossway

Is a celebrity from the movie Raising Starts and he is retarded and gay. He is a drug addict and a crackhead. His girlfriend Zinobia is so dumb that she punches people in the year 2018
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Mexican Crosswalk

The sloppiest most disorganized gang bang you've ever seen. Nobody’s even sure where this lady came from. Is it even a woman? Did anybody check? There's a steady stream of people coming in and out of the room. Somebody is barbecuing ribs in the corner. A chicken walks through. Who brought a t-shirt gun? Two dogs wrestle over a turkey bone shaped like Lance Armstrong's fat sister and one gives up to take a shit on the carpet. There's a raffle draw for Single A baseball tickets. In the far corner a be-mulleted Peruvian musician with not enough teeth sings a barely passable Spanish version of Come On Eileen to two homely yet (slightly) moist 50-year-old twin sisters from Wisconsin, etc, etc

Named after the pure pandemonic crosswalk experience of Mexico City where simply crossing the road is a messy adventure in every step. Pedestrians are targets. Red lights are merely advisory. A chicken walks through. A toddler holding a partially eaten cob of corn is crying… or possibly choking?? Two seniors stop mid-street to dance to some music that has too many horns in it. Did I just step over an original Atari game console covered in sticky lotion? A guy with a cart full of heavy-duty safes, faucet heads and typewriters goes window to window of stopped cars to try and see if anybody needs to buy a heavy-duty safe, faucet head or typewriter, etc, etc
Guy 1: Hey, when I left the party last night the only people left were the lacrosse team and that old librarian from eastern Russia. How'd the night end?

Guy 2: *sigh* You'd never believe it but it turned into a bit of a Mexican Crosswalk...
by Dr Thwack February 18, 2019
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