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battle skank

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.
Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. We identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"
by deevon the dude May 26, 2017
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Battle Axe

Weapon - two sided axe, held with obne hand inbetween the blades and one lower down the pole.
The barbaric demon charged, battle axe in hand he decapitated thehuman.
by Vehementi Dominus January 30, 2004
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Battle of The Buldge

the sensation a man has while he is trying to hold back his cum from being ejaculated. this most commonly happens when a man is satisfied in sex but know his woman has not yet been satisfied
woman "honey are you ok"
man "yea i am im just experiancing a battle of the buldge"
by laestaur November 9, 2011
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Battle Cruiser

A (usually Japanese) sports car/sedan that has lots of power and goes fast in a straight line, but is too heavy or awkward in the handling department to be useful at cornering.

A battle cruiser can also be any vehicle tuned up with massive amounts of power, but no other modifications to improve handling.

They cruise around and look to line up at stoplights and smoke other cars in a short drag race, but other than that they stay away from competition.
That Supra is a battle cruiser; it can run 10's at the strip, but start hitting some turns and my Skyline will wreck it.

You should get rid of that Prelude, its a front wheel drive battle cruiser, aka useless.
by dbhsgsdf May 26, 2008
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battle of the bands

The ongoing battle of all of Urban Dictionary. If someone dislikes a band, they'll throw in a really bad definition about that. That's what I like to call the Battle of the Bands.
Green Day sucks so bad. I'm gonna go write a mean definition on UD.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005
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Battle Broyale

a physical, testosterone-driven conflict between a comically excessive number of bro (usually opposing bro squads), especially when the aforementioned bros are inebriated and the offense in question is either petty or even nonexistent. Once this pseudo-offense occurs, a battle broyale will escalate extremely rapidly and must resolve of its own volition. It is best for bystanders to remain uninvolved and, if necessary, diverge themselves from the path of the conflict. Signs of an impending battle broyale include, but are not limited to: aggressive body posture of the general bro assembly; the removing of any remaining polos, tap out, affliction (ect.) shirts; the bowing of chests (bare or otherwise); statements like "WTF Bro?". All bros involved in a battle broyale, inebriated as they are, will leave it believe they are clearly the victor and making claims such as, "you should see the other guy!" It is for this reason that battle broyales are a frequently reoccurring event in brodom.
as a subject: The bros bumped shoulders and a battle broyale began forthwith.

as an object: His need to brotect Derrick resulted in a colossal battle broyale.
by music man 41 August 10, 2010
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Battle Scars

Self Harm scars. Many people refer to Self Harm scars as Battle Scars. Because some people look at them and it’s a reminder that they survived.
Sarah: "Yes, I have battle scars."
Joe: "What are battle scars?"
Sarah: "It's what I refer to my self harm scars as"
Joe: "That's actually cool, but i'm sorry you went through that"
by astridsplusearth June 25, 2023
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