Indian alarm clock

is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.

I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.

by anonymous November 30, 2022

the all queer alarm

Slang. Noun. It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

Hayyy! Is the coast clear? No tornado? Idk I haven’t heard the all queer alarm. The what?! Wym? It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

by B-rizzle June 24, 2019

False chicken alarm

When you're agitated to get some chicken delivered and then when you can't you realise you don't want any

And I wasnt a false chicken alarm or nothing

by Queen of ceriog November 5, 2019

National Love Alarm day

This is the day when season 2 of a new popular k-drama comes out. Tell your friends about it! (Spoilers‼️ who will Kim jojo end up with?)

person 1: ayo today's national love alarm day, are you planning on watching love alarm season 2?
person 2: what's love alarm?
Person 1: it's a really good Kdrama you should watch it :)

by Someone from planet Earth March 8, 2021

False horny alarm

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood

*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*

Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm

by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021

japan eas alarm

the calmest thing ever (except if u r living in japan then it ugly)

The japan eas alarm is very calming.

by ababyr3fga8t5mhf85i April 4, 2022

Chinese Alarm Clock

To hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical Chinese phrases such as "Herro" or "Bangkok!"

He jumped out of bed after receiving a Chinese alarm clock and threw up.

by VakDarb February 22, 2011