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Parkour_Pupper

The most slutiest, gayest, bottom in the chat, aka (the communal fuck toy) can be very elusive and rare, a real super needy pup slut, always needs to be fucked. As the name suggests he is constantly getting passed around, fucked silly, and treated like a puppy.
Thus the name Parkour_Pupper.
Damn, I really need a Parkour_Pupper right about now. Almost as horny as him.
by Youwillneverknowwhomf August 12, 2023
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Parkour

1. The act of imitating something flawlessly executed by an Asian, but delivering a bad imitation
2. Skillfully dodging any acknowledgment or credit owed to an Asian original.
"Did you see Tom's parkour version of that origami swan? Looked more like a crumpled post-it."
"Every time I hear someone say they 'invented' an existing Asian trend, I think, 'Ah, classic parkour!'”

Jake: "Hey, have you seen my new parkour move?"
Liam: "You mean the one Jackie Chen did ages ago?"
Jake: "Who's Jackie Chen?"
by moreon August 16, 2023
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Parker

A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets
by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023
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parkin

An extreme racist, usually towards black people.
"Call the cops! There's a parkin hanging a black person on a tree."
by Unloaded Address August 31, 2023
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Parked

(A situation) lacking in enjoyment, excitement, or stimuli for those invovled.
"This whole party is parked; we shouldn't have come."
by Ottaman Jones, Esq July 11, 2024
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Parkbait

The phenomenon of assuming that you have finally found a free parking space, only to discover that it is blocked by a small car (e.g., a Smart) when driving by.
I drove around for ages looking for a parking spot before finding what looked like a great one next to the town hall. Turns out it was just parkbait and there was a motorbike parked in the spot!
by Danlod2 July 22, 2024
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Parked

Boring like a parked car. There is nothing fun about a parked car, it just stays in one place doing nothing.
- Yo bro what you doing later tonight?
- Nothing much man, just staying at home
- Damn, thats so parked
by adu0123 July 24, 2024
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