Dick Haze

A phenomenon wherein a person's (usually a biological male's) judgment becomes extremely clouded and distorted by horniness, leading them to think unreasonable thoughts and make unreasonable decisions they otherwise would not think/make. Usually easily fixable by masturbating.

John: Dude, Jessica is so cute and funny, I think I have a crush on her! I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow.
later, after masturbating:
John: What did I ever see in Jessica? I can't believe I seriously considered asking her out. Must have been the dick haze.

by owl_e February 5, 2022

dick cheese

Smegma

An orange cheese-like substance emitted from the male clitoris.

I would have blown him, but he had dick cheese.

by Beangreens September 28, 2009

Dick Dust

Dick Dust (verb): The human male act of brushing said male's penis along side some body part of human female in close proximity. Commonly done by middle school boys to girls in science class where both male and female students stand by each other in close quarters playing with beakers and Erlenmeyer flasks.

Not to be confused with the "womb broom" which is the same as the dick dust but where the male/female species role is reversed.

Susy: "Hey, what's that I feel on my backside? Oh, it's just Johnny trying to walk by innocently"

Johnny: "oh, excuse me"

Anthony: "Girl, you just got dick dusted!"

by boonster May 18, 2009

dick pencil

having a pencil dick is similar to drawing a picture that came about from you falling through a skylight and landing on a table which has a penicil standing up and landing on it and the pencil goes up your japs eye. When the pencil protrudes through your purple headed warrior you know that your pencil dick is HB quality.

"Oh, that's a bit of a DICK PENCIL"
"That guy is a dick pencil"
"If I was writing your name, I'd use my dick pencil"
"Can you write your number on my tit with your dick pencil?"
"Anybody got a spare dick pencil?"
"All schools should supply dick pencil quality HB"

by Dick Sargood April 12, 2008

dick bisquit

When having anal sex you come out with a surprise on your wang.

Looks like you got a dick bisquit hanging. yo

by jjjdiddy August 6, 2009

Dick Wedgie

When a piece of clothing is sucked into the urethra of your penis, similar to the way it is stuck up your asshole in a regular wedgie.

Dude last night I got a Terrible Dick Wedgie with my boxers, it hurt like a bitch.

by 40k November 27, 2010

Dick Hole

A dick hole is the smallest unit of measurement to the naked eye.

"yeah guy, cut like 5 dick holes wide and four dick holes high"

by Steven178787 May 26, 2012