Ass Goggles

goggles on which you can wear on your ass incase your brown eye isnt very good you just put on your ass goggles and your brown eye is reading like a champ.

"dude i cant see a thing pass me my ass goggles."

by Kevin Thompson December 22, 2003

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ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.

"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

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ass rampart

a barrier for your ass or underwear

1.Hello Tom did you remember to wear an ass rampart today.

2.Mom can we go to the store, I need some new ass ramparts.

by Nathan E. May 15, 2005

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v. When one is engaged in missionary intercourse, the partner reaches around and puts a dildo in your ass while you simultanously rail her (or him I guess, don't know how it would work but I'm sure someone has found a way). Entered into popular usage after it was popularized on the HBO drama The Sopranos when Christopher Moltasanti requests an ass pimpin.

Hunter: Last night was crazy bro, I gave Alicia a cleveland steamer and she gave me the best ass pimpin of my young life!

LeBron: Damn!!!

by Alex Weather December 11, 2008

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ass extension

n. A phrase used by the recipient of a phone call that he or she does not wish to speak with you at the moment. Somewhat akin to "talk to the hand".

"Hello? Oh, it's you again. Listen, my ass's extension is 3459. Let me put you on hold for a moment while I transfer you."

"I'm going to give you my direct ass extension, please call directly next time."

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

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