worm holeing 

The sport of putting a worm up your arse then trying to fart it out before it tries to wriggle all the way up.

Tam 'I did a bit of worm holeing at the weekend'

worm holeing by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Checking my eyelids for holes 

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.

Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.

Checking my eyelids for holes by Crash569 August 13, 2010

holefood 

Type of (controlled) mental nutriment that is admitted into the body via a hole made in the skin with a hypodermic needle.

Mum, I'm off to the holefood store on the corner.

holefood by sevenhn April 5, 2006

Arm-holes 

A cleaner version of the word Arse-holes. Suitable for utterance in front of children. Word may have orinated in Suffolk, England.

"If he doesn't want to do it. Arm-holes to him."
"Oh...arm-holes!" Elmo the landlord in the 80s TV sitcom Brush Strokes

Arm-holes by GYUK September 14, 2013

black holes 

Black holes are rarely seen creatures that operate in the shadows. If anything is left lying around or falls off a table, a black hole might (for they are decreasing in number) run past and swallow it up. The reasons for them doing so are unknown but what is odd is that some of them redeposit what they've swallowed at a different location. Not to be confused with thieving gypsy bastards.

"Has anyone seen my pen?" - typical response after a black hole feeding session.

black holes by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

pocket holes 

cutting the holes in your pocket so you can masturbate during your daily activities

Yo man i masturbated in math class and no one could tell since I made pocket holes!

pocket holes by asimon August 3, 2003

F Holes 

All violins, violas, cellos and double basses have 2 holes either side of their bridge. These are, in fact, the instruments 'pair' of vaginas.

Dude, what are f holes?

F holes are it's pair of vaginas. That's how string instrumets mate. Endpin > either of the vaginas.

F Holes by dstark March 15, 2010