sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"
by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024
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sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"
by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024
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Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.
After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.
by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 10, 2016
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Keys n Gray

The male right to be sexist and bigoted.
Guy1: That bird is well fit, I'd hang out the back of it.

Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!
by RE2theD June 06, 2012
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Drink n Dash

When you go to a comedy club in New York City and they have a two drink minimum, so you drink a few Budweiser’s and a vodka cran, and the bill comes to $70 so you just say fuck that and walk out.
“Damn I can’t believe they tried to charge us $70 for four beers and two mixed drinks. That’s why we did a drink n dash
by ThatOneGuy6977 January 11, 2020
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Bop N Ho

Do you want anything from the Bop N Ho?
by Mandilicious September 11, 2019
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N

literally the letter N
what did you expect? a essay?
N
by h_best_letter August 31, 2022
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