pornito

a short clip of a porno

I just wanked to some pornitos!

by squinto March 22, 2025

Pornbrain

A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. Named after Reese, who didn’t just catch pornbrain—he majored in it. If brain cells were tabs, his are all stuck buffering on page 47 of the hub.

Example:
Nick: “Reese, it’s a math problem.”
Reese: “Yeah but 69 is in it, guy”
Nick: "You really the headache king wit a pornbrain"

by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025

Pornbrain

A chronic, irreversible condition where your brain is so cooked from watching porn that you can’t tell the difference between real life and a Brazzers intro. People with pornbrain can’t go five minutes without thinking someone’s about to say, “I’ve never done this before…”

Jake: “Bro, why did Reese fail the math test?”
Connor: “He saw the word ‘deep’ in a word problem and started blushing. Full-on pornbrain.”

by Dylan Cormier April 20, 2025

pornbrain

the goobest gooners of all gooby gooners

Reese: “Bro she asked for a pencil. I think she wants me.”
Connor: “Bro that’s just your pornbrain actin’ up again.”

by Dylan Cormier April 23, 2025

Pornge

The colour that your sexual organs turn when you watch porn and self satisfy one self

Last night I went to bed with a pornge dick.

by Gostevego April 24, 2025

Pornhub

a Adult website where unemployed people watch naked dudes or girls have sex

Never go on that please

Never Go on Pornhub dude!

by JanhSimple! February 6, 2026

Pornasium

Gymnasium being used for exclusively erotic material. Basically when all the machines are being used by OF girls at the gym. Ideal situation all around.

“Yo I went out to do my sets and all I saw was OF models!”

“Bruh u signed up at the PORNASIUM fr.”

by 100percentcomplete February 9, 2026