Definitions by squinto

pornito 

a short clip of a porno

I just wanked to some pornitos!

pornito by squinto March 22, 2025

Bulgarian Booger Basher

Sticking a dick in someones nose

Lets perform bulgarian booger basher on a homeless guy

Bulgarian Booger Basher by squinto August 10, 2024

Hamster Overdrive

Electrocuting a hamster while it is inserted up your vagina.

I love to initiate hamster overdrive during the weekends!

Hamster Overdrive by squinto August 10, 2024

Guyanese Frog Dance 

Jumping like a frog on all fours and landing with your penis in a hole, whether it be a butthole, vagina, etc..

Yaeer: I can Guyanese Frog Dance better than anyone here.
Angelo: No, I can. I guyanese frog danced into a guy and a girl at the same time

Guyanese Frog Dance by squinto August 9, 2024

Uzbekistanian Finger Tickling 

When you finger a girl and she starts clenching so much your finger loses circulation feels all tingly

That asian girl is an absolute Uzbekistanian Finger Tickling God, i'll tell you that much!

Uzbekistanian Finger Tickling by squinto August 9, 2024

raw iguana 

Scat porn that usually includes wearing reptile costumes.

Dude... did you see that raw iguana video?

raw iguana by squinto July 20, 2024

Yaeer 

A nice young man who loves wearing a cute little kippah.

"Yaeer is such a nice young man"

Yaeer by squinto February 13, 2024