The Dick Goblin

legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.

I fucked the Dick Goblin last night.

by Smasherman August 16, 2008

[dick dips]

having sex, essentially dipping one's dick into a vagina.

"I was doing dick dips all night last night."

"I've been doing dick dips on so many broads lately that I'm getting tired."

"Sarah is sore from all the dick dips last night."

"Birds love it when I take them out for some dick dips."

by noelcarrick January 3, 2009

dick humid

When it is humid enough outside to make your balls sweat.

Man, it sure is dick humid out here today!!!

by Rick James Bitch 1489578 October 29, 2008

unruly dick

Unruly dick has two meanings:

1.) A dick that wont stop getting erect at inappropriate moments

2.) The person in charge of town/country/planet/business who monumentally screws over everyone underneath him

1.) RJ was never invited to weddings due to a unruly dick

2.) George Bush and Tony Blair were unruly dicks

by Princess Sweetpea August 13, 2014

lawn dick

Noun see also porch dick. A porch dick who leaves the safety of his front porch and makes his way to the edge of his front yard and proceeds to insult you or let you know what's up. May be accompanied by his children (lawn dicklets) or dogs. May be grilling while wearing a wife beater. Will only fight if you step in his yard.

While I was walking down the street this porch dick started yelling at me, so I told him to shut up and he ran out to the curb and turned into a full on lawn dick and threatened to beat me up and threw his natty light at mePorch dick asshole lawn dickletporch prickyard dick

by jenksk9 April 2, 2015

bazooka dick

When a man has such a good dick that it gives a woman explosive orgasms.

Blake was really getting it last night. I swear he has a bazooka dick.

by byrdmanjenkins April 15, 2015

dick bobbing

When guy can make his erected penis move with out his hands. Completely using pelvic and abdominal muscles in doing so. The erected penis makes the gesture like a diving board is after someone jumps of it.

Girl explaining to girlfriend about her interaction with a BIG DICK guy while drinking Starbucks.

"....so I got on top of this guy's lap, and we were making out. Things were getting steamy and then I felt his dick bobbing against my vajayjay. I then knew it was BIG, and I was in for the ride of my life."

by captgirth November 26, 2016