dick picnic 

mostly to have a ready penis for sucking.
to suck on a penis.
name for a guy who has said ready hard penis.

dick picnic is taking me to see a bils game after i ..........

dick picnic by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

dick jam 

A male who has an inability to get laid by the opposite sex thus only jams his member against everything else

Bob spent 2000 dollars on that hooker and only got a hug at the end of the night, what a dick jam.

dick jam by Brandon Hayduke January 28, 2008

Dick Cheney 

Prince Albert's bigger heavier metallic cousin

I got myself a dick cheney but its shear mass was too much for me so i down graded to a lighter prince albert

Dick Cheney by kanadzki May 26, 2008

Dick Cheney  

To make sure you never with a president.

The reason to not hunt quail while drinking.

"I certainly wouldn't want to hunt quail while drunk! I'd be a real Dick Cheney then!"

"Hey Look! Quail! Come on Dick, Don't point at me! Point at the Qua-", The words spoken by Harry Whittington before waking up in a hospital sometime later with pellet wounds to his face, neck and upper torso. Also had a minor, non-fatal heart attack due to this.

Dick Cheney by Tab170 June 28, 2008

Dick Fudge 

anal sexanusass fuckingshitpenispoopnoun. Shit resin left on your penis after having vigorous anal sex with someone. Shit stain on your penis.

Dude I fucked her so hard in the ass I pulled out with some major dick fudge!

Dick Fudge by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

dick dumpster 

some1 who is a slut...takez in a lotta dick

created by my nigga J-Wattz

J-Wattz: damn that bitch iz a dick dumster!
Dylan: a wut???
J-Wattz: a dick dumpster...u kno a dumpster gets filled wit a lotta stuff a dick dumpster iz sum1 who getz a lotta dick a slut
Dylan: oo damn theaz a lotta dick dumpsterz out thea

dick dumpster by D[dot]G[dot] July 18, 2009

dick fan 

A fan made of dicks that has a cooling unit that squirts sperm to cool you down

damn it hot good thing i bought a dick fan
merry Christmas honey i got you a dick fan

dick fan by swagginninja January 2, 2012