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vaginal carrot cheese 

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.
Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.

old cheese

Term used to greet a close friend who doesn't deserve the greeting old mate.
"What's happenin old cheese"
old cheese by Art Vandalay November 24, 2003

Squirting Cheese 

When someone is suffering from extreme diarrhoea
after eating too much Pizza.
Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"

Bomb cheese 

worshiping the god
that worship was so bomb cheese
Bomb cheese by Makala, Maddie April 4, 2009

chili cheese doged

when playing a video game(or some thing competative) and you get raped by the opponents in such a dominating matter you are gob smacked. and the other team must also preted to rape you or tbag you for this to be concidered a chili cheese doged event
Ryan, the COG just chili cheese doged us in three fucking minutes.

Liquid Cheese 

Latin, Reggae, Ska band from Las Cruces, NM... the dirty southwest
Man did you catch liquid cheese last night, I could barely open my eyes this morning
Liquid Cheese by freshMint November 28, 2009