Cog 

Ah, the cog, aka the brain computer interface that puts Professor X to shame. It's like having a USB port in your head, but instead of transferring data, you're downloading superpowers. With a cog, you can control computers, machines, and even people with just a thought. It's like having telekinesis, but without all the heavy lifting. So, if you want to be a real-life Matrix-style badass, just plug in your cog.

"We're going for a ride baby. Hop on the cog"

Cog by unkledadi April 8, 2023

Cog 

Faceless, nameless, unimaginative office fucks who just toe the line.

Bob from accounting is the biggest cog, the only fun he ever has is deskorating Katie's work space. What a loser.

Cog by lola8884 January 16, 2009

cog 

Coca Cola. The drink of the gods.

Bro that cog was lit

cog by Coglord111 December 9, 2016

COG 

Surreptitious acronym meaning "Consistent Orgasm Giver." More reliable and FAR more skilled than the famed 'booty call' or 'hookup,' less dangerous than 'friends with benefits,' more elegant and less mechanical than 'fuckbuddy.' A cog is the Holy Grail of dependable hook-ups. Use of this term is particularly useful as it is pretty fun to say, lessens the harshness of speaking 'orgasm' aloud in mixed company, and has the appropriate double entendre of 'cogs' in clocks that mesh well and therefore make everything run smoothly.

"It's getting kind-of late. Tryna go to bars?"
"Nah, think I'll just call my cog."

"You two have amazing chemistry! Is he your boyfriend?"
"Hell nah, he's my cog."

COG by IfYouDontKnowNowYouKnow February 12, 2013

Cog 

prehaps short for (COGnitive enhancement) : Individual who abuses off-label nootropic (brain enhancing) drugs to boost performance on tests or at work in order to achieve superiority in a traditional, conformist way/venue. Does not apply to individuals who take nootropics (like adderall, modafinil) to treat nervous disorders (ADD, depression, etc.). 'Cog' contains both (1) the connotation of the 'cog in the gear', i.e., one of numerous faceless and subordinate drones in a large corporate enterprise/traditional educational setting (2) the connotation of 'cheating' to get ahead.

"Betsy must be a genius. She party's all the time and still gets A's." "No, she's just a cog. I saw a bottle of modafinil on her nightstand."

"John is sure to get that promotion. He worked til 3 a.m. everyday this month." "And the prick will probably get it. ABC Corp. loves cogs like him who are willing to fry their brains to get ahead."

Cog by 2curious February 28, 2010

COG 

Long before the Pendulum wars, the Coalition of Ordered Governments (COG) existed only as an obscure world-government philosophy in the mind of the fanatic socialist, Alexiy Desipich. Its austere canon was based on eight guiding values: ORDER, DILIGENCE, PURITY, LABOR, HONOR, LOYALTY, FAITH, and HUMILITY.
As the Pendulum Wars continued, however, the COG grew into a legitimate, albeit a minor, political party.
After Emergence Day, Cog leaders were the only ones willing to take the necessary steps to survive the epic devastation. They ratified the Fortification Act, wich established martial law and transformed Jacinto Plateau into an unassailable fortress.
The Cog's methods proved wildly popular, despite the fact that they temporarily abridged civil rights.

- Only under the protection of the COG will humanity prevail!

COG by Semimorphus January 27, 2007

Cog 

"Creepy Old Guy"

Dood, why is that old guy staring at all those high school girls? What a COG!

Cog by Speedfreakgc August 14, 2003