Surreptitious acronym meaning "Consistent Orgasm Giver." More reliable and FAR more skilled than the famed 'booty call' or 'hookup,' less dangerous than 'friends with benefits,' more elegant and less mechanical than 'fuckbuddy.' A cog is the Holy Grail of dependable hook-ups. Use of this term is particularly useful as it is pretty fun to say, lessens the harshness of speaking 'orgasm' aloud in mixed company, and has the appropriate double entendre of 'cogs' in clocks that mesh well and therefore make everything run smoothly.
"It's getting kind-of late. Tryna go to bars?"
"Nah, think I'll just call my cog."
"You two have amazing chemistry! Is he your boyfriend?"
"Hell nah, he's my cog."
"Nah, think I'll just call my cog."
"You two have amazing chemistry! Is he your boyfriend?"
"Hell nah, he's my cog."
by IfYouDontKnowNowYouKnow February 13, 2013
Long before the Pendulum wars, the Coalition of Ordered Governments (COG) existed only as an obscure world-government philosophy in the mind of the fanatic socialist, Alexiy Desipich. Its austere canon was based on eight guiding values: ORDER, DILIGENCE, PURITY, LABOR, HONOR, LOYALTY, FAITH, and HUMILITY.
As the Pendulum Wars continued, however, the COG grew into a legitimate, albeit a minor, political party.
After Emergence Day, Cog leaders were the only ones willing to take the necessary steps to survive the epic devastation. They ratified the Fortification Act, wich established martial law and transformed Jacinto Plateau into an unassailable fortress.
The Cog's methods proved wildly popular, despite the fact that they temporarily abridged civil rights.
As the Pendulum Wars continued, however, the COG grew into a legitimate, albeit a minor, political party.
After Emergence Day, Cog leaders were the only ones willing to take the necessary steps to survive the epic devastation. They ratified the Fortification Act, wich established martial law and transformed Jacinto Plateau into an unassailable fortress.
The Cog's methods proved wildly popular, despite the fact that they temporarily abridged civil rights.
by Semimorphus January 23, 2007
Stands for Coalition of Gears. From the best game ever, Gears of War. The COGs are the good guys that help fight the locust horde. The team every noobie wants to be on in multiplayer
by Seriously.... January 07, 2007
by sleekspirit23 June 21, 2017
Community to one of the best/Most Goated/Littest YouTube/Streamer/One of the most unparalleled/finest people in the Universe IsiahxCozy
by Kjoxz August 29, 2021
A kid who screeches into the mic saying Cooooooog as the other person gets annoyed or dies of laughter neither person no what it means - Darklight
Yo guess what nice cog or saying coooooog in a long screeching sound as Kayden tries to eat cereal at 2 in the morning laughing
by DarkLight July 03, 2020
Creepy Old Guy. An older guy that prey on younger girls in clubs. Normally he stare intensely at the girl’s private parts and licks his tongue.
Not to be confused with the Silver Fox, an older gentleman like George Clooney.
A COG is tacky and freaks out people.
Not to be confused with the Silver Fox, an older gentleman like George Clooney.
A COG is tacky and freaks out people.
by PeterPaninBA February 20, 2015