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Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis 

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

Garden Penis 

A sneaky, slithering serpent that is known to hide in bushes, specifically in taco bell drive-thrus.
Hey Kareem! Look at that Garden Penis! It's just a dick in the bushes!
Garden Penis by L0LC47 June 1, 2010

Theoretical Penis 

Word used to describe something, without making you look like a homo, and people don't assume you know what penis tastes like.

penis can be replaced with dick or any other sex organ.
This cake tastes like theoretical dick

Your momma's lips tasted like theoretical penis

twat penis

(n./slang) A synonym for clitoris.
Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!

Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"

Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!

Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
twat penis by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011
having a penis of or around 3.14159 in of length
all nerds wish to have a pi penis
Pi Penis by flarshnogger April 3, 2011

pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.
I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”
pickled penis by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018