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Word used to describe something, without making you look like a homo, and people don't assume you know what penis tastes like.

penis can be replaced with dick or any other sex organ.
This cake tastes like theoretical dick

Your momma's lips tasted like theoretical penis
by frozennuts2142 November 07, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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