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cock juggling thunder cunt

defined literally as it is said, a cock juggling thunder cunt is a huge whore. it is used mainly to disrespect some one.
you stupid cock juggling thunder cunt get back to work!

synonym; cum guzzling road whore
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Sloppy Cunt Punch 

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.
Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!
Sloppy Cunt Punch by Markla January 10, 2008

cave cunt 

A significantly stretched-out vagina that offers minimal sensation for an average cock. Usually found on an older woman, especially one who has had multiple vaginal births.
Dude, I fucked this hot-looking MILF yesterday but she had a real cave cunt. She was so loose down there that I had to make her get me off with her mouth.
cave cunt by Prof. Jayy May 3, 2008

blood sucking cunt

-a stupid fucking whore
-using the violent act and hatred tward vampires ( i.e. bloodsucking)mixed with the derogatory term cunt
-often used in a common cat fight in which the two girls would most likely be yelling curses at eachother, and this term could be used to kick the other girls ass
- stupid bitch
- slut!
- fucking whore
- cock sucker
- carpet muncher!!
- BLOOD SUCKING CUNT!!!!

you see. . . . . bitch # 2 wins the fight
blood sucking cunt by bitch #2 January 20, 2006

suss-cunt 

A suss-cunt is a 'suspect' or 'suspicous' cunt. It is my most favoured insult. Can be used like dickhead, asshole, fuckwit etc.
anyone: "Sorry man...But while you were in the kitchen I smoked your last cone."
me: "Fuck you ya suss-cunt."
suss-cunt by Diego August 31, 2003

royal cunt in the ass 

Much worse than a royal pain in the ass, a royal cunt in the ass is someone who's so infuriating that you wish you could strangle them with your bare hands.
royal cunt in the ass by WickedHo September 27, 2007