ticket

A gram of marijuana

hey dude you got the ticket to the magic show?

by Tyrone Johnson June 29, 2003

TicketMaster

Another word for the doctor that puts in for your prescription.

Did you get ahold of the ticketmaster to see when your gettin more tickets

by JimBeam1984! January 28, 2009

Pink Ticket

The sweet pink flower of a girl who you have been chasing, also a name for the cunt of such girls in general or the whole girl.

"Stop the car at the next pub theres gotta be a bit of pink ticket around, its a sunday!"

"My balls are aching for it feels like im carrying watermellons back from asda, i really want some pink ticket tonight"

by cwish March 25, 2008

Ticket

Totally rad, minty, dope smooth. anything that is better than something else. Usually refferred to in Mountain biking. You know, Mountain bike slang.

Dude, that bike is ticket.

I'm doing that trail again, its ticket.

That step-up is big, but it's ticket.

by CiRKUiT June 28, 2010

Tickets to the game

Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.

Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.

Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.

by r0leX July 25, 2010

ticket

When something is ticket, it's fucking ticket, alright? And see, see when somethin's fuckinggg absolutely ticket?

It's fucking absolutely ticket, right?

Tickateer 1: "Yo mate, thats fuckin'... ticket as fuck."

Tickateer 2: "Mate, you know what. You're not wrong."

by ticketasfuck February 24, 2020

Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009