Definitions by r0leX

SPSD

Smart Phone Screen Deficiency

The repeated occurance of accidentally calling or texting someone because the touch screen of your phone can have a mind of its own.

{sender} Alex: adsjhfaksjfhkaskkdsfsddddaddsjjjjjdsjjgfds

{reciever} Brooke: What? :(

{sender} Alex: sorry, spsd

SPSD by r0leX August 10, 2010

Tickets to the game

Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.

Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.

Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.

Tickets to the game by r0leX July 25, 2010