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1 definition by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond

Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.

Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.

by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 12, 2009

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