ticket

A pure numpty, an eijit, a bampot, one who can't think clearly. Glasgow Slang

Aye, bolt ya wan way ticket!

by TheMightyQuinn May 14, 2007

Tinker

A very loose term that is interpreted in your own way, but most commonly used to describe a person who is cheeky or funny.

oh your such a tinker

by Tinkerterm March 22, 2013

Wolfin/sellin wolf tickets

1) Lying

2) Crying Wolf

Also known as Selling Tickets.

The bitch next door said my dog tried to attack her but I know she was sellin' tickets

by AmberLocs March 28, 2005

tinkers

Irish gypsies. often referred to as dirty by romani gypsies - the original gypsy ppl not just some person who has decided to live in a caravan. A romani gypsy will have a very distinctive look, usually olive sking long dark hair and wears excessive amounts of gold jewellery.

by 123 July 23, 2003

ticket

the thing to do, sort of like the bomb diggity

Pete: "Whats up Kevin."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."

by Nick D September 26, 2003

tinkerbelling

When a woman assesses the size of her ass in a mirror when she thinks noone is looking...a la the mirror scene with Tinkerbell in Disney's Peter Pan.

That chick is totally Tinkerbelling over there in the display window. You know, her ass does look big in those jeans...

by dionyses101 October 24, 2007

lil tike

a baby; newborn; NMG baby

THEM NMG NIGGAZ IN CHIRAQ TURNIN THEY LIL TIKES INTO SAVAGES.
Did you hear? Diamond just had a lil tike?
My baby mama got the lil tike for the day so i could turn up wit my team

by Diamond Dave NMG November 18, 2013