tatoomian 

urdu noun
translates to 'infantile donkey sir'
the tatoomian has traditionally been the name given to a male member of a social circle who amuses everyone with his witless shenanegens.. in present day slang, it can be used for any one who is suspected to have an std.

a man doesn't look before crossing the street.
the man gets trampled by a herd of rampaging sheep.
bystanders shrug, raise their hands in surrender and remark 'tatoomian'

tatoomian by chaBAM chaBAM August 1, 2012

Number 2 Tatoo

The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.

Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.

Number 2 Tatoo by fraxinus March 10, 2016

Tatoo 

A poorly done tattoo. Like its spelling which is slightly off, a tatoo is also slightly off.

The pronunciation of tatoo is TAT EWWW

Did you see Britney's tatoo, it's so lame.

Tatoo by quackawakka January 5, 2010

Party Tattoos 

1. An injury, which the afflicted party does not recall receiving, sustained during a night of drinking.

2. A boo boo you discover the next morning because of something stupid you did the night before.

Based on the song "Party Tattoos" from Ali Spagnola's Power Hour Drinking game

I have so many party tattoos from last night I had to wear a turtleneck in July to cover them. . . also a leg brace.

Party Tattoos by Helga Nancy Gail January 28, 2012

tattool

Person with a lot of tattoos.

All the chicks on LA Ink are tattools.

tattool by CUTigerfan March 20, 2008

Spiderweb Tattoos 

The symbol of the 'spiderweb tattoo' means the wearer has, or is currently "doing time." It is most commonly seen on the elbow, neck, or knee. However, one might find this symbol almost anywhere on the body, the placement of the tattoo itself makes no difference. Usually this symbol means that the wearer has done time in jail, or prison. This specific symbol is used to show time locked up, because the spiderweb itself symbolizes how a spider web catches, or imprisons it's prey. This tattoo can be found on all ethnicities, and all different gang affiliates. These days inmates will wear this tattoo to look the part of the "tough guy."

This tattoo can also mean "struggle." If one has been through a certian struggle in their life such as; overcoming a drug addiction, getting out of a gang, getting out of prison/jail, or even something like losing a loved one.

Spiderweb Tattoos
Gang
Gang Banger
Gang Banged
Tattooing
Tattooed Tears
Tattoos
Tattoo Worthy
Tatts

Spiderweb Tattoos by Betherz0214 July 3, 2011

hooker tattoos 

A pair of tattoos, placed symmetrically, one above each leg, on the outside and near the top of the pubic area. Approximately one to three inches in diameter. Can be a pair of stars, butterflies, or other shapes.

As soon as I saw the hooker tattoos, I knew I wanted to stay away from this "glamour model"

hooker tattoos by as19 June 28, 2014