Santas Jizz

An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.

Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?

Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.

Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!

by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011

Santaspicious

When children come of a certain age and become suspicious of all of the creepy, invasive, magical, mysterious actions that Santa is supposed to do, but their fervently passionate holiday crazed parents do instead.

"Oh all of the big presents are coming via drone this year from Amazon being as Timmy as become Santaspicious"

by Darth Nyki December 27, 2014

santa gravy

Egg nog

Let's have a tall glass of Santa Gravy to celebrate the season

by 123TheTruth321 April 2, 2016

santa marta

Mexico uses this word to describe marijuana

Got any Santa Marta

by Truth1919 July 27, 2016

Santa claus

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016

Santaguida

A true Sex god

I wish i was a Santaguida

by sky heaven November 6, 2016

santa's reindeer

A flying furred animal that is fucking magical. Don't question their existence.

Dale: Santa's Reindeer is best shipped with my little pony characters.
Sane person: Dude what the actual fuck

by Pirating chunks of ice December 8, 2016