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shifty eyes

kind of creepy look that slightly turns you on.
Natalie definitely got shifty eyes from the hottie at the bar last night.

John and Alison were giving each other shifty eyes during lab.
by sandymaple September 10, 2010
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Shifty1

1) Prase used whilst moving one's eyes from side to side in a shifty fashion, often to indicate the phrase beforehand was a lie or meant sarcastically.

2) Based upon the shortcut for an MSN emoticon.
"James you're very good at guitar... Shifty1"

"Nat doesn't drink or smoke! Shifty1"

MD: "Did you rape my Papus??"
Charlie: "No of course not! Shifty1..."
by Charlie Dimitriadis & MD Nolan October 25, 2006
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Spictator

1. A Hispanic who watches a particular event

2. A person who watches Hispanics
1. Jose was watching the tennis match, making him a bona fide spictator.

2. She was watching Jose watch the tennis match, making her a spictator.
by Roivas16 April 2, 2009
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c-shift

C-shift was invented so A-shift and B-shift didn't have to work every other day at the fire station. They are in touch with their feminine side. If you work overtime on c-shift you will get stuck watching the Lifetime Channel or Dancing With the Stars. Forget about football or any other sports. C-shifters are also known as the maids of the fire department because they love to clean the station every shift. Their favorite day is station day. In fact you may see c-shifters fight over who is going to clean the bathroom or mop the floor. When they graduate from the academy they are issued skirts, aprons, and their favorite cleaning tool of choice. C-shift is also known as the care bears of the three shifts because they think every call is a chance for them to be a shoulder to cry and and they are on scene forever trying to figure out whether to transport the patient or not. They also complain about everything. If a c-shifter won the powerball they would find something to complain and cry about. Last but not least you couldn't depend on anyone on c-shift to give you decent relief. If their lives depended getting to the station before 7:45AM they would all die. In conclusion the "c" in c-shift stands for complaining, crying, cleaning, care bears, and constantly late.
I am supposed to take my kid to school this morning but there isn't anyone to relieve me yet. Good old c-shift relief......

Who filled up the DVR with "Dancing With the Stars" and erased the football game? It must have been c-shift!
by Mr smith 1890 May 5, 2016
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Spifty

1. (noun) Sunscreen with a sun protection factor of 50. A combination of the word fifty and the acronym SPF.

2. (verb) To apply sunscreen with SPF 50 to oneself or to others.

See re-spifty and spfifteen
1. I really don't want sunburn, please pass me the spifty.

2. Javier, can you spifty my back for me?
by bridget15 September 28, 2008
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shiftcommathree

A clever way of saying "I Love You"

Stems off of the overused symbol "<3" in which you hit the SHIFT key then the comma key and then three.
Lyke ohemgee Kyle I totally shiftcommathree you even more now that you bought me dinner!
by Shelbings June 3, 2005
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colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
by Teddy April 10, 2005
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