Slippery Jeffery

To short cut like a boss, be led or lead to a place of unspeakable possibilities, fastest way to awesomeness

"Mate hit this slippery jeffery on ya left.... do it.... you'll thank me later"

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Slippery knot

A wet butthole from run off juices when going down on a girl

I had that slippery knot ready to slide right in

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Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery

Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat

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Cum leaking from a hammered vagina directly after ejaculation

Would you like a towel to clean your slippery kebab darling?

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The act of giving a handjob to a freshly-slopped penis.

Yeah, she totally gave me the slippery rodgers last night.

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When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)

Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.

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The act is which you pour lube down someones throat and proceed to Throat fuck them.

I just slippery giraffed my girlfriend last night.

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