semenatrix

A virtual world where the perception of semen is both fake and reality. where the molecules of all living organisms are composed of semen.

oh shit. i'm ejaculating so hard that i can't tell whether its real or not.

i must be in the semenatrix

by r K e l l y z March 8, 2010

mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia

The fear of mexican restaurant waiters singing happy birthday to you. (or feliz cumplianos a ti or any other similar song sung in a festive manor to one person in particular) This usually happens along with the receiving of a small desert and lots of head turning. Sometimes the recipient is also required to do a dance or wear a hat.

My sister is mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobic, and it's really funny. She starts to shake when she hears the waiters coming out of the kitchen clapping even when it isn't for her. Yeah, sometimes i feel sorry for people who have mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia.

by that girl over there 00000 January 1, 2009

Avenged Sevenfold

The best band ever, still mourning the passing of their drummer who is foREVer in all our hearts. They recently topped the charts with an amazing single named "Nightmare".

guy 1: "dude, did you hear that new song called nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold?"

guy 2: "yeah its freaking awesome, i wish they still had the rev though."

guy 1: "yeah me too"

by Avenger23231 August 11, 2010

Selena

Usually a sweet looking girl. Usually with black or dark hair. Hopeless romantic. Very emotional. Can be on the naughty side. This girl is here to have fun and get her fairy tale. Be aware of Selena. She may look sweet and fun but when it comes to boys she will stab you in the back with a knife if your not her best friend. She will say what she needs and do what she needs to get get you as far away from her man or her crush. Don't be surprised if she tells you one thing and the guy the other. And if you do get on her bad side she will make sure to destroy your reputation. This girl can never be fully trusted by another girl.

Well Selena doesn't want me and him to be so close anymore, or at all....it sucks

by BlueNavy December 8, 2011

seventh month of the year

july you dumbass
july

Sarah: "when's your birthday jackie?"
Jackie: "My birthday is in july"
Sarah: "What number is that?"
Jackie: "Its the seventh month of the year you idiot"

by Jaki July August 14, 2008

avenged sevenfold

They have three albums out: Sounding the Trumpet, Waking the Fallen, and City of Evil
Just because their latest album was succesful doesn't mean they're sell outs
The City of Evil is a great album just like their other albums
If you only like their "EARLY" stuff then you were never real fans
If you disagree then FUCK YOU!!!

Avenged Sevenfold are not fucken posers bitches!

by A7X TRUEfan May 18, 2006

Seventy Times Seven

Matthew 18:21-22 reads: Then Peter came to Him and said, "Lord, how often shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? Up to seven times?" Jesus said to him, "I do not say to you, up to seven times, but up to seventy times seven."

Basically meaning that you should just not foregive someone once but more then once, so then you actaully will have to deal with it and foregive the person.

Jesse from Brand New was dating a girl, Adam from Taking Back Sunday got with her thus making Brand New write the song seventy times seven. The response to the song was There's no "I" in team.

by Trevismith December 9, 2008