Whitman Rowland

The coolest dude that never acknowledges his coolness. Terrible communicator but the best conversator. If he’s nice he probably doesn’t like you.

Man 1: dude, did you see him last night? He pulled a Whitman Rowland
Man 2: He left the bar with 3 chicks? What a G!

by Sue Cash November 26, 2021

Ian Rosland

A nice young man who is kind, gentle, and sweet.

Sometimes Meredith puts Ian Rosland inbetween her fat melons

by Katya Dubin November 29, 2021

Paul Rowlands

A legendary Biology teacher and youth group leader who thinks he’s cool because he makes Star Wars and and Andre the Giant references.

Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.

Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.

“Find the surface area of this leaf” -Paul Rowlands

“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands

by PaigeKittyMemes February 15, 2022

lyla rylands

absolute slapper

lyla rylands is an absolute slapper

by user02728294830292 August 29, 2022

harley reyland

an actual fittie man i js want him to be mine

i catch his eye at school and his eyes are so gorgeous

"whos that over there?"
"thats just the lenger harley reyland"

by youll never know xx November 6, 2022

Alexander Roland-Lewis

Alexander Roland-Lewis is a very hot man that gets everyone following him around for his autograph. He is even hotter than shrek and is the memes lord

Dang that dude must be Alexander Roland-Lewis

by Goat68 March 27, 2023

Justin Roiland

Fired from all of his jobs for giving an unintentional ego boost to someone who was mean to someone you PITY.

Hym "I am almost 100% certain Justin Roiland lost his job because of me and it keeps me up at night. It's literally night to me. I should be sleeping for work right now but I'm being kept awake by this thought right now..."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023