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red tide

Don't eat clams during the red tide.
by Chesty LaRue October 30, 2003
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Red Bull

Chuck Norris' urine.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
by chuck "fucking" norris December 28, 2005
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Red Harrison

A sexual act - When a vampire jizzes on a fish's mouth and a Wookie uses the fish to wank you off.
Tracy, "To celebrate my EGOT, I'm gonna have myself a Red Harrison"

Kenneth, "What's that Mr. Jordan"

Tracy, "K: you fish out the trout in my tank and pleasure yourself on it's mouf. Grizz, you take the fish when Kenneth's done and give it to the dancer with the extra finger. Dotcom, you stick these Cinnabon's on your head and stand in the corner and look jealous while I use my black pole to catch Roshanicka's fish."

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"At the high dollar night club, Nosferatu relieved himself on the trout's mouth and tossed it to the chained Wookie so he could begin work on the new customers"
by AstronaughtMikeDexter January 2, 2012
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Red Mercury

Acording to Chris Summers of BBC News, "The five main theories are:
* That red mercury is a reference to cinnabar, a naturally-occurring mercuric sulphide. The red pigment derived from cinnabar is known as vermillion.

* That it is a reference to the alpha crystalline form of mercury iodide, which changes to a yellow colour at very high temperatures.

* That it is simply referring to any mercury compound originating from the former Soviet Union. The 'red' tag would simply be a legacy of the Cold War era.

* That it is a ballotechnic mercury compound which just happens to be red in colour. Ballotechnics are substances which react very energetically when subjected to shock compression at high pressure. They include mercury antimony oxide which, according to some reports, is a cherry red semi-liquid produced in Russian nuclear reactors. This theory contends that it is so explosive that a fusion reaction - a nuclear explosion - can be triggered even without fissionable material such as uranium.

* That it is a military codeword for a new nuclear material, probably manufactured in Russia."
"The prosecutor, Mark Ellison, admitted the police had no idea if there even was such a thing as red mercury - supposedly the main ingredient for a "dirty bomb" which could have devastated London." (Chris Summers of BBC News 25 July 2006)
by US of eh July 27, 2006
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Choice Red

A New Zealand brand of cigarettes that are cheap. $17.50; they taste very disgusting and are made of cheap tobacco. Smoked only by teenagers, social smokers and people who cant' afford decent cigs. The filters deform and the tobacco tastes chemical.
Mike: *Pulls out a pack of choice red* Bro want a smoke

Josh: Nah bro, that shit is nasty. *pulls out marlboro reds* here bro, take one and throw that shit away.
by NzThug1995 September 10, 2016
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Red rocks

According to comedian Dave Chappelle, ''Red rocks'' is a nickname for the fourth planet from the Sun in the Solar System ,Mars. The planet is named after the Roman god of war. The iron oxide prevalent on its surface gives it a reddish appearance.
M-A-R-S Mars bitches, that's where we are going, Mars. Red rocks YAY YAY!

Not to be confused with the obesity inducing snack
by OmnipotentDouche July 5, 2011
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kamel red

A cigarette thats so good it puts all others to shame!
I only smoke Kamel reds since they are superior to all other brands of coffins sticks.
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
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