Writing in Ranch

The action of spilling ranch onto a surface and drawing or spelling things with your finger by running it through the ranch.

I loved writing in ranch as a kid!

by NeoNation March 11, 2019

she a ranch

a girl whose ugly but is still throwing it back so its fun to dance with her.

"wow maddies really twerking"

"thats because she a ranch"

by kikibr December 17, 2018

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 20, 2018

Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.

Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.

by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018

Ranch

To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce

John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.

Mike: Nice man!

by Charkuma August 29, 2018

Ranch

1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.

1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."

by Satan's Daughter <3 June 10, 2018