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pronto

A software application that is actually build using the RCG. Originally designed as a web based 401(k) record keeping system it has since evolved into a source of income while reading "The Onion", "Dilbert", "Mr Cranky", downloading mp3s, and discussing Southpark.
Hey have you seen The Onion yet? Nope, don't have time, I'll wait until I'm working on pronto and waiting for a screen to load.
by Pepe Roni July 18, 2003
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LaserJet Printer

Shit G, i needs sum monay for da LaserJet Printer. I gosta get my fix!
by Anonymous October 12, 2002
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printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason
"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."
by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008
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hand printing

When writing, unconsciously flipping between printing and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a word.
My notes look like shit because I keep hand printing.
by lotuspanda March 13, 2009
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thumb print

a way of taking A LOT of acid. the 'cid is dissolved into a greasy substance at high concentration, and stored in a lip balm container. to dose, stick your thumb in, smear out enough to coat it, and lick it off. depending on the quality of the stuff and how much you scoop out, it seems to be the equivalent of anywhere from 5 to 20 blotter hits.
the first time you do acid, don't do a thumb print. you should work up to that dose in a few sessions with experienced friends.
by minghi May 10, 2003
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printing press

A dirty sex position which involves shoving dollar bills into the vagina
Bro, i totally printing pressed her last night
by Twinky117 October 2, 2013
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una fica pronta

In Italian, this means "a piece of ass." An alternate way to say it would be "una bella fica."
"She is a piece of ass" would translate to: "È a una fica pronta."
by AllOfTheNamesWereTaken October 18, 2008
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