Penis 

a large walking stick.

When I hike I use a penis.

Penis by Robard July 13, 2007

Penis 

A device men use for direction in life. However, it's not always smart to let your little head think for your big head but how are you supposed to know which one's your big head anyways?

Dude 1: "Man I don't know what to do. My penis wants me to stay out but I know I shouldn't
Dude 2: "I'd follow my penis if I was you. It always points north."

Penis by 5678901234 December 6, 2009

Penis 

That hose inbetween your legs.

Men have a penis.

Penis by Fiero The Hedgehog September 21, 2010

penis 

something that justin bieber doesn't have.

Hey! Hows your penis?
Better than JB's! he doesn't have one!

penis by pussylicker123456 July 18, 2011

penis 

Joe M's huge cock.

Joe m has a huge cock!

penis by ajson May 28, 2003

Penis 

the main organ used to screw someones or somethings asshole , vagina , ear, etc.

dam it felt good when I stuck my penis in that elfs asshole

Penis by Robert July 28, 2003

penis 

One who looks up the definition of penis.
On urban dictionary.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm going to look up penis on urban dictionary"
Person 2: "Dude, your such a penis"

penis by feild goal December 14, 2007