Zain Toma living at 5551 Ceasers drive driving a chevy malibu with the license of ohd50 you are such a joem.
by Lucy_Drop June 9, 2022
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similar to a poem, but so obscure as to be completely incomprensible and hence impossible to critique objectively
i'm writing a joem about her.
maybe someday i will recite it at the dogs bollix
by A.G August 26, 2007
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A Joem is a lovable, funny, sweet kind of girl. If you come past by a Joem, she will be having all her sweetness with her! If you a friends with a Joem, don't mess with her. As sweet as she is, she can get on her defensive side. Even if your not friends with her, don't mess with her. She might be a filipino, depends. A Joem is very beautiful, and yet can be a popular girl. A Joem has many friends, and maybe not 100, but still. A Joem has a childish side, and a mature side.
David- Yo, did you see the new girl? She's pretty cool! She's very sweet, too!

Erick- Eh, she's kinda weird.

David- Says who? Bish, you are WRONG. Her weirdness makes me smile and laugh.

Erick- She's totally a Joem!
by notactiveanymorelol September 30, 2018
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Something that has been made at home by Joe.
That Joem-made Victoria sponges cake is vastly superior to even the most expensive shop-bought varieties.
by MissMadz May 25, 2018
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Being called Joseph and having a temper or being angry with something.

Joe + fuming = Joeming
Person 1 "Joe whats up?" Joseph "i cant believe that dick head he stole my pocket money" Person 1 "your Joeming you lad"
by Simba1992 April 30, 2013
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