offsource

The process of replacing a product or service with something new to route around failure.

Twitters developers are upset that their business is about to be canabalized, and are gathering to find ways to offsource twitter.

by ka9dgx April 14, 2010

Offensive Board

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.

Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.

by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010

offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011

offroad poser

One who has an off-road vehicle but dosent off-road the vehicle

Oh look he has a badass prerunner,

Yea but he is a offroad poser he doesn't drive it like it's suppost to

by jonny sequoita November 13, 2013

Offence-Tantrum

The act of claiming to be offended by an event that did not attack, belittle or demean any group or person. Taking the misguided idea that no one should say anything that might offend another, in an over -the-top nonsensical way.

"Merry Christmas!"
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."

by Ryan+Eric October 18, 2015

offerdahl

Also known as a receiver, willing to take but not to give. Cannot comprehend the concept of manners. Tends to look vacant and eats with mouth open. “Offerdahl” translates into Norwegian as “tattooed man” Or “Derelict person ”. Has a liking for onions.

Quick hide your valuables, I smell an Offerdahl with no manners on the horizon.

by Dylangundi69 December 24, 2019

offelia

The most perfect person to ever exist

Some girl: man offelia is so beautiful i wish i was like her
Some guy: man offelia is so beautiful i wish i was like her

by Momlover:) April 4, 2022