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The most perfect person to ever exist
Some girl: man offelia is so beautiful i wish i was like her
Some guy: man offelia is so beautiful i wish i was like her
offelia by Momlover:) April 4, 2022
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Ofelia is the most awesome girl ever, she’s drop dead gorgeous and can have whoever she’d like.

She loves to read and is an all in all great person, if you know an Ofelia hold on to her
Damn she’s an Ofelia
Ofelia by Ofelias October 20, 2019
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Girl with a kick ass attitude who know how to dress fly.

Also known as the girl with the the nice Bling and the cute shirt.
She gorgeous every guys wants to spend his life with her!
Ofelia!
Ofelia by 🙃 jehsvsk September 14, 2016
Damn you look ofelia!
ofelia by edie November 17, 2013
A Girl with a kick ass attitude who know how to dress fly.
Also known as the girl with the the nice Bling and the cute shirt.
damn ofelia you looking good.
ofelia by strawberryscoops May 9, 2008

ofeliaology 

n the doing of the complete and exact opposite of what a regular, sane, and sensible human being would do; a horrible disease in which the sufferer will show symptoms of logic loss, lack of sense, jokes lacking wit or humour of any kind; associated with anything that Ofelia in Pan's Labryinth would do

adj: ofeliaological

This word stems from the protagonist's name in the movie Pan's Labryinth, as the character is seen to follow through with actions that most (or dare I say all) would deem very irrational, to the point of blatantly disobeying a terrifying looking faun-creature and creepy fairies (that were eaten by the pale man after silly Ofelia ate those grapes) that she dreamed up in her hallucinogenic imagination. Because of the wildness of her imagination, one would think that her visions were preceded by consumption of certain narcotics.

Synonyms: Spanish psychology, Spanish reverse psychology, reverse psychology, illogical, Spanish Logic
Ryan's got a severe case of ofeliaology.

Jumping off a plane flying 35,000 feet in the air without a parachute would be very ofeliaological.
ofeliaology by Old Snake August 10, 2008
An evil spirit who you must get away from at all times. Highly evil. If you ever see one, run away as fast as possible. They have demons on them and are guaranteed to cause you to need an exorcism. If you encounter one, just pour water on them because they are afraid of it since the original one drowned by a river. STAY AWAY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Who names their kid an Ofelia???
Ofelia by Nightwing3560 November 19, 2017
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