Nanny

The caretaker of anothers children for pay. Equivalent to a mercenary, but much more maternal. In history, nanny's have often been noted to effectively replace the biological parents in many respects, or at least take over many of the fundamental tasks of parenthood such as feeding, cleaning and caring for ones offspring.

- Now that we have a nanny, we can smoke crack on the weekend and she'll take care of little Susie!

by Shaytan July 5, 2010

Super Nanny

1.A fat-ass Marry Popins who make both kids and adults cry,but at the end thay love her,evin though thay compleatly forget her ever being thare after she leaves.

2.Captan Hero's "Drawn Together" old arch nemases

1.I'm gunna call the Super Nanny!DEE DEE DEE!!!

2.Damn you Super Nanny!

by Darka November 20, 2007

whore nanny

1. A horrid ugly female with a face that looks like it was hit with a frying pan who cares for your child during the day while you're at work then cares for your husband at night... in the sexual way.
2. A controlling bitch.
3. A cunt that tells your daughter she can call her "Mama".
4. A follower of the bonus family philosophy.
5. A inhabitant of a home with a revolving door of random babies and children. And daddy's to her 2 bastard children.

Hottie #1 Hey do you want to come to the exchange with me? Hottie #2 Maybe. Is the whore nanny going to be there with a random baby?
Hottie #1 Chances are good.
Hottie #2 I'm there. Meh. smumn.

So what does the whore nanny do? Besides fuck your ex-husband?

To your daughter... You can call me your Bonus Mom instead of Whore Nanny.

Who wouldn't want a little extra lovin' from your whore nanny? Fuck yeah, right. I love whore nannies.

Guy #1 Are you married?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 Do you have a daughter?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 Does your daughter have a nanny?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 You should make that bitch your whore nanny.
Guy #2 Meh. She has a clist.

Let's put a hit out on the whore nanny.

by caseyjones April 26, 2008

poo nanny

vagina

ur a poo nanny

by scene kid ily short stack August 16, 2009

Nanny

A child technician who babysits infants around 4-16y.o. The type of work involves mostly to supervise the child, watching a sleeping child, to playing games, cooking, teaching the child to read.

I don't want my son to become a latchkey kid so I rather hire a nanny.

by Tayo Nguyen November 21, 2010

nanny basher

Someone who's bashes there nanny (sexually)

Gerry bashed his nanny in the arse

"Nanny basher"

by Ynli15 January 27, 2017

Nanny Rocket

It's a tampon.

Holy shit! Someone left their nanny rocket in the toilet!

by nannyrocket June 12, 2011