The use of intelligent and interesting fact-filled conversation to entice a member of the opposite sex. When used effectively, potential partners will only stop the conversant when they go in for a kiss.
His mental lubrication was so effective that their discussion of war strategy and post-modern architecture got his girlfriend so horny he didn't even get a chance to tell her about steam locomotives from the 1880s.
by plettster February 25, 2020
Get the Mental Lubrication mug.The Podcast Mentality is when you think your conversations with your friends are funny so you suggest making a podcast with them.
Casey: That's why the chicken crossed the road.
Alex: That's a good one Casey, we should make a podcast.
Casey: Everyone has funny conversations, you just have the Podcast Mentality.
Alex: That's a good one Casey, we should make a podcast.
Casey: Everyone has funny conversations, you just have the Podcast Mentality.
by Simon44cool August 10, 2020
Get the Podcast Mentality mug.A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.
by MakeajokeItmakesitbetter January 23, 2013
Get the Mental Crabs mug.the mental state in which one feels they should have grown men stripped naked with only hoods on their head and pretend to machine gun their genitals.
Mental state dissipates once photographs air on 60 Minutes.
Mental state dissipates once photographs air on 60 Minutes.
My God, did she just put that prisoner's ass on the other dude's head? Is she pointing at his junk while taking a picture?
Yes. She has a guard mentality.
Oh, okay.
Yes. She has a guard mentality.
Oh, okay.
by Lynndie England May 14, 2004
Get the guard mentality mug.Ya know when someone sneaks up behind a person and give them a wedgie? Sarcasm can be just like that, but called a mental wedgie!
by Robin R July 3, 2004
Get the mental wedgie mug.A Girl who is not incense a traditional whore, but in a way get the same mental rush from flirting with guys. usually leading them on until she gets her fix and moves on...
"Just because she goes to church every sunday and has a purity ring dosent mean she is not a mental whore!"
"The Smack a hoe movement should include keeping the mental whore down by not giving them what they want."
"The Smack a hoe movement should include keeping the mental whore down by not giving them what they want."
by RustyPineApple March 7, 2008
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Every one who doesnt take me cerial, call me mentally gay because all day long i daydream about Dicks, cocks, and ankle spankers. As well as Testicles PS: IM A GUY
by "THE CHAD" January 7, 2009
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