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Take the Karma 

To refuse compensation for a good deed, preferring instead to take the rewards in some future life or experience. To "Take the Karma" means that you expect no immediate material reward for your good deed.
"Here, let me pay you some gas money for giving me a ride."
"No thanks dude, I'll take the Karma."
Take the Karma by Henry Skookum October 15, 2010

the ultimate karma 

Human's disregard for nature, other species etc. causing climate change that hurts humans, bad, real bad.
He’s late to veganism. The ultimate karma is alive and well.

Rain Karma 

The uncanny ability to "control" rain. When it's pouring outside but when you're about to leave, it stop, and then starts again when you're back inside. Much like Parking Karma but with rain
Whenever I go on an outdoor trip, I always bring Jim along. He has such good rain karma that we stay dry even if its raining cats and dogs
Rain Karma by karma itself June 15, 2009

spider karma

The little doubt in your mind that one day, a huge mutant spider will come after you and make you pay for all the spiders you have squished over the years. Manifests itself as a brief pang of guilt every time you swat an arachnid.
(*squish*) Hmmm... I have the bizarre notion that will come back to haunt me... must be the spider karma.

bad karma 

The classification of the situation in question, where statistically in other situations of similar proportion and factors, undesired or harmful things have previously occured during the outcome of said situation.
* It is bad karma to look for something under the seat while driving.

* It is bad karma to cheat on your spouse.

* It is bad karma to commit criminal acts naked.
bad karma by Dark Fox July 1, 2004

Sexual Karma Fairy

The Sexual Karma Fairy is a bit like Cupid. But she decides who you end up with in life. She creates happy marriages to beautiful people for people have been good, and punishes those who have been assholes with strings of unhappy marriages to munters who don't give oral sex. The Sexual Karma Fairy tests you with situations you don't want to be in, and scores you on the way you handle them.
I've just let down an ugly girl gently. The sexual karma fairy owes me big!
Sexual Karma Fairy by Sarkie August 12, 2006