Greese Maria

Greese Maria is similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It happens when you are fingering a girl and she has a yeast infection and you rub your finger on her upper lip.

This slut I banged last night did not like it when I gave her a greese maria.

by dirtyfinger February 17, 2010

Gleespiration

Watching an episode of Glee and feeling so inspired afterwards you want to go sing and dance. You think you sound so great but in reality, you still suck.

"Juliette just watched the pilot and then went and tried out for the musical at our school."
"Was she any better?"
"Are you kidding me? She just had gleespiration."

by junelbricole November 26, 2009

Geese Egg

The act of doing a line of coke off of someone's ass crack

Yo...let's pull out the blow and do a geese egg.

by TEDALDI December 3, 2009

Gleester

A boy who likes glee and is in glee club

Brannigan is such a gleester

by glee rules January 11, 2012

geese

an african american from the hood who reverts to panhandling in his new suburban surroundings, all the while playing the race card

what's up with that brothah? ...last night he hit me up at the bar for drinks, and food...I can't shake this guy, or any money out of his wallet...

I told you to not feed the geese.

by laslo January 16, 2013

Guessecution

To attempt to make a concept work or achieve a milestone/goal/objective, ignoring already proven best practices and others mistakes, and naively guessing what the best path to success is, and in the process re-creating the wheel while thinking you are inventing the wheel.

When starting a business your guessecution relies on assuming your assumptions are right and proceeding without seeking advice. Often learning the hard way.

by k1w1 May 9, 2013

geesaman

A name for a spike headed boy who usually just lies around and games a lot. Everyone gets mad at him for no reason. Spoiled.

"YOYOYO STOP THAT. You're gonna end up being a geesaman"

by Teddy BEARZ March 26, 2016