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monkey glue

Leaky semen discharge that excretes from a man's ass after sodomy; preferably through rape and being both from and too a hairy ass. The excresions is also preferably bloody and poopy in color.
"Oh my god i just got rapped in my ass by Robin Williams and now I got a load of monkey glue dripping from my butt hole!"
by Willard Speed June 18, 2007
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glue

A bribe paid to dissatisfied employees to encourage them not to leave a company. Usually monetary, but it can be payment in kind. See carrot.
Will you promise to stay if we give you some more glue? How about another £500?
by gareth keenan August 5, 2003
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Gluepot

Some idiotic retard on venetopia. He recently became a BM on venetopia, because he "gets along with n00bs". He can't spell for shit, and has the IQ of a one-year-old.
Gluepot: "OMG I AM SO KEWLZ OLZ I AV DA POWA 2 BAN PEEPZ WHEN DEY DUNT DO ANYTHN WORNG LOLZ111!!! I LYK 2 IGNOR AL DA OFENSIV BORDS CUZ I AM A GR8 BM"
by =D April 10, 2004
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glue shitter

Someone who shits out nuggets of glue and/or someone who shits on glue
Oh GOD! Look at the glue shitter he lets out!
by Travis Robinson September 11, 2004
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gloser

Gloser is a term for someone who is a gay loser hence gloser.
Rimmer. Hey Jake Your A Gloser.

Jake. oooooooo Thank you sailor
by Shaine May 13, 2005
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gloser

hey that guy wearing that pink shirt is a gloser
by Jake Murchison May 13, 2005
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bum glue

dianne me filled you up with bum glue
by squatking June 30, 2008
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