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Epic Fail

A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.
Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.

Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
by chang cow dong May 6, 2008
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failure

A bad excuse not to try.
You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.
by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
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Epic Fail

Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)
A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
by THENAME October 4, 2008
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failage

A mass amount of fail that can happen anywhere at anytime that is being watched, talked about, and or made fun of by someone or something.
<random dude 1>:Look at all those noobz geting pwned in Halo.
<random dude 2>:Yeah! They really suck!
<random dude 1>:I know! Just look at all that failage!
by Oroku December 27, 2007
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Failurism

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.
I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism
by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008
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Fail

The act of doing something so awful you must never show your face again and God cries in pity for your soul.

The term can be expressed (written) two ways:

fail & Fail

The lowercase form expresses a smaller fail that no one will remember for longer than a week. Consider yourself lucky if you are simply charged with a "fail" crime.

The uppercase form of the word means that you have disgraced the human race and shall never be given respect again in your life, nor after that when you have gone to Hell either.
fail:

I failed when I lost that staring contest.

Fail:

Your mom Failed in bed last night.
by celza February 20, 2011
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Fail

Chris Ramjohn is the biggest fail in Torbay, Newfoundland
by Failuretrackers May 15, 2010
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