dirt in the ditch 

when you dont wipe your ass good enough you have dirt in the ditch

dirt in the ditch is shit in your ass crack

dirt in the ditch by Rick Bona October 21, 2009

Ding Dong Ditch 

When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.

Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !

Ding Dong Ditch by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017

piss ditch

the vagina, or more vulgarly, the cunt

That ho's piss ditch is so loose that her uterus is flopping out of it!

piss ditch by Deacon Jack Shit January 9, 2008

ding dong ditch 

beef stewing (definition #7) a girl (or a guy, i dont judge), and then kissing her/him.

after pastor tom ding dong ditched mary clarence, she decided she was going to penguin him the next time before she boston pancaking his brother

ding dong ditch by clint from huntingtown December 19, 2009

ding dong ditch 

To ring someone's doorbell, hide, then leap out and sever their head, and dump the body in a ditch.

Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face.
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book

ding dong ditch by a simple pseudonym October 12, 2016

Ding Dong Ditch 

When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.

"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"

Ding Dong Ditch by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010

sick ditch

The act of leaving a homie in a discord channel in order to play with some other homies or just leaving in general without saying a word.

John: *leaves channel*
Mark: Yo, where'd john go?
Eric: idk i think he went to go play cs
Eric: *leaves channel*
Mark: sick ditch guys

sick ditch by infinityxii February 20, 2019