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Certified Fresh

Something that is pertaining to being legit. For example you can be fuckin a girl that hasn't been around and still tight so their fore it is classified as 'certified fresh' or you can be sporting new gear such as shoes, clothes, or listening to brand new music that is off the hook, and it is considered 'certified fresh'.
1. Yo I hit it off with Suzanna last night she was certified fresh she hasn't been around like these other girls have!

2. Yo check out my new kicks and my new clothes man this shit just came in it's certified fresh!

3. Yo did you hear that new jam that just came off? That was bangin'! That shit is certified fresh!
by mt971x February 10, 2010
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Certified beauty

A shitty guy who thinks he’s a decent guy and doesn’t have his own opinion everything he does is based on the opinions of “da boys”
My certified beauty: “I left this one girl at the dump lmfao”

Da boys : “finally she was a dyke”
by Sicky square July 22, 2019
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ceritasterinax

De max fee at is it see net top 20/0.0.0.0
When world rules then (ceritasterinax)
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Ceritto

-A person or persons who play musical instruments with their feet while in the nude;
-A singular or group of musicians playing any variety of musical instruments/devices/ & genres with their feet, whilst completely naked in front of their audience allowing inspiration and/or full musical flow to reach maximum musical potential.
“ I went to see the Ceritto’s in concert last night, and they have such raw talent!”
To be a Ceritto, you must be comfortable being nude on stage, good with your toes, and can feel the musical flow.”
by Mischief&Mayhem0919 October 22, 2022
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Cerise Ice

Cerise Ice

Or...
a 16 year old kid from Queens, NY who is actually a 51 year old pedophile.
Don't you Cerise Ice me!
by SuperSquirrel January 12, 2005
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cerpitimatic

A body of water close to Nevada.

A way to describe a person who says ow or exclaims some form of a word when hit in the facial area by a fat person with big boobs!
" I went all cerpitimatic when Ut punched me in the face."
by Dishittery September 19, 2007
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cerificate

(n.) a failure in an attempt to advertise
"waxing Gift cerificate available here!"

"have you seen that new commercial? yeah its a cerificate...
by Greg Burnes March 26, 2010
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