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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
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Bonchanka

to be in an inebriated state...drunk
My little sister and i get bonchanka at the frat house...
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Bonchue

When one is stoked he got laid, or stoked on anything really, an expression of happiness, a general stokedness. Used when stoked, excited, exuberant, ecstatic, or happy.
Pronounced: Bon-chew with ascending inflection!
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broch

Brochure abbreviated
Upld da broch & 2x libr bk to internet.
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bonch

Bonch is a term used to describe the liquid that collects in the bottom of a full garbage bag. Used by those who work in the food service, parks and recreation, custodial services, or other such industries where changing out garbage bags is a common task. Also used with modifiers to describe the main constituent of the liquid (see below).
When I was changing out trash cans at the waterfront, I tore a hole in a bag and dripped bonch all over my pants.

Get that sack of empties out of here! I don't want beer-bonch leaking all over the carpet!
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brochissimo

an alternate term for the slang word "bro" to be used by white Irish boys only.
Sup, brochissimo?
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Brocharge

The act of recharging ones' bro
John:"man i cant bro right now because im running low"
Steve" Dude, you need a brocharge."
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