Bronchae

The elite of the elite. The closest to god like you're gonna get. They say Bronchae is the smartest, most intelligent being on earth. Most people will never understand him but always underestimate him. Cooler than a box fan in the winter time. Everybody be on his nuts. The one and only

Bronchae is that nigga....

by TheofficialGod December 21, 2016

Bronchasaurus

The slang word for Bronchitis, a bacterial/viral cough you can catch. Often used after you've had it for a long time. Bronch + Saurus like a dinosaur.

Tyler: Where's Jim been?
Todd: He caught the Bronchasaurus.

by Tberger March 29, 2010

Bronchanus

Bronchitis of the asshole. It occurs when the proper amount of oxygen is not reaching the asshole. Can be a side effect of mudbutt or swamp ass. Could even cause the asshole to swell up, causing constipation. Needs cleaned immediately.

Fella: Idk what's wrong, doc. I cant shit and i'm so raw down there. If I breathed throught my ass, I dont think i'd make it.

Doctor: You're right, you wouldn't make it. You have...bronchanus!!

Fella: OMG doc, fix it now, PLEASE! ...or put me down...

(Sound of gun cocking) Chkchk

by Weaponstache December 1, 2010

Bronché

Name of a person and or something in another language

Bronché is something like a verb / noun is french
..for more info , google the word

by Bronché November 24, 2021

Bronchalant

Bronchalant is a classification of aura combining the essence of nonchalance and the quintessence of LeBron Raymone James, the greatest basketball player of all time.

Person 1: “Yo Caleb is so cool and mysterious”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s bronchalant fr”
Person 3: “The way he breathes is so tuff”

by Yung_Pally February 6, 2025