slippery balloon

When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"

I went to scratch my balls and to my surprise I discovered a slippery balloon.

by Justin Sturges February 3, 2006

Pink Balloon

When your having butt sex and the anus goes inside out

I was filming Jeff and Matt having butt sex last night and Jeff gave Matt he biggest pink balloon I'd ever seen!

by Steve2423 December 16, 2008

Party Balloon

1) A snake-skin like rubber, also known as a condom, that can be used to enjoy parties as much as you can with a special partner without risking the transmission of an STD.

2) A condom

"Thank God you brought a party balloon! Now I can get it on with that girl!"

Harold thought he was ready for his party with his, new shirt, alcohol, and swagger until he realized he forgot a party balloon.

by BrickTambland October 24, 2010

ballon knot sex

anal sex,(due to the fact that the anus looks like a big balloon knot

Sally asked Lisa if she ever tried the balloon knot sex?

by Freddy February 20, 2005

balloon gulper

the act of a female sucking the cum out of a condom after the man has ejaculated in it.

Jeremy was pleased to find out after his first sexual experience with Jen that she was a real deal balloon gulper.

by mike f August 22, 2004

balloonhead

head shaped like a balloon filled with nothin but useless air, always expandin and growin. no-one is able to stop its growth

Richard's balloonhead eventually saved his life as he fell down Mt. Everest and his balloonhead expanded and allowed him to fly.

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

miss ballooniverse

like Miss Universe, only fatter

Keep stuffing your cake hole with junk food darling, and one day you will realise your dream of becoming Miss Ballooniverse.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008