Ultimate Goal

Doing two chicks at the same time

Hey Paul, I totally achieved the Ultimate Goal last night with two stupid drunk chicks.

by HTHEOS February 21, 2009

Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors

A new, extreme twist on the classic game "Rock-Paper-Scissors". You play by doing the normal "R-P-S" hand movement, and saying "rock, paper, scissors..." - except you have the option of naming one epic person, item, event...pretty much one epic anything. Whichever person has the most epic choice wins. Games may go on forever, and there are next to no limits on what a person my choose from.

If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.

Example 'A' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?

Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.

by DizzaleTheWhale November 4, 2009

The Ultimate Loss

When a girl is giving you head, and you shout "The game!!" as soon as you come in her mouth, causing her to choke and lose on an epic scale.

You're recieving head, you come, and after you shout the game, and she's choking, yell, "You just got the ultimate loss"

by I just lost the game January 5, 2009

ultimateassassins.org

an online multiplayer game where many people play for frienda and other kill for fun, created by a man in England i do nto know the name of. Also there is a very big faggot name dmota who plays this game and takes it up the ass everynight because he has no friends.

also known as UA to most players

wow dude did you here about -caesar- dying on ultimateassassins.org

by Brendan F ,Dante December 14, 2008

ULTIMATE DECEIT

Finding out the person you have been with for close to 7 years (CP) is the one person you swore you would never FUCK with, then you realize that you were the #1 participant in a game that only PLAYERS knew you were not going to win at any given time, Now the game is over and you sit back and think to yourself you should have FORFEITED along time ago......

CP finally showed his true colors and committed the ultimate deceit against KH after 7 years!

by K.Hynes January 23, 2008

Ultimate Supreme Omeganut

Ultimate Supreme Omeganut (n/v):
When you nut inside someone so hard, it's force was comparable to an Olympia shotgun on thirty levels of cocaine and meth. These nuts also simultaneously cause lightning bolts to strike the Earth, earthquakes to occur, tsunamis to strike, make volcanoes to erupt, rip the space-time continuum, make at least 31 supernovae to happen, and make a being 13 dimensions away nut as well. This only ever happened once, when Zeus nutted in Athena for the first time.

Archaeologist: This piece of petrified white stone is left over from the legendary Ultimate Supreme Omeganut.

Random Person: What is the Ultimate Supreme Omeganut?

Archaeologist: It's when Zues nutted so hard, the universe almost ended.

by Bennyboy32 January 31, 2019

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

A game for the Nintendo Switch made by Masahiro Sakurai which has gotten useless updates and shitty fighters for the past year

Dad: "Hey son, what're you playing?"

Kid: "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!"

It has been 6 years after that statement and the child's father has not been seen ever since.

by ballsack overlord September 10, 2021