tofu

Can be used in the place of "fuck"

O tofu I just slammed my head in the car door. TOFU!!

by Shirley Cantcook January 31, 2008

tofi

Retarded theory trying to explain fatalism.

Me and Robert were discussing the theory of tofi on the UM forums.

by Chris Bolas November 10, 2006

Couldn’t of

How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.

I couldn’t of done that.

“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?

“…”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Tofurkey

A synonym for female masturbation.

It's tofurkey time, biatch!

by Tash and Christy March 4, 2005

Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

by The holy pancake batman October 9, 2008

tofuman

dumb white washed azn boi, trying to be like the big G inq

Henry and lilpimpinkim

by fuck u April 10, 2003

Tofu Bass

Noun.
A vegetarian and or vegan Bastard.

used in a loving/affectionate way.

You little tofu bass go get me a vegan cupcake.

by Lori Sadel (lolo) February 11, 2009