Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010
Get the Chinese Surprisemug. When you're taking your bitch from behind, you jam some jerk pork up her dumper and jam it all the way home with your love hammer.
by Dante S. February 16, 2007
Get the Scarborough Surprisemug. When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.
"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"
by nameisalreadytaken January 20, 2009
Get the penis surprisemug. by the ghostly February 12, 2018
Get the Anal Surprisemug. following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.
by victoria-00 November 20, 2006
Get the magical surprisemug. Burger King Employee #1: "What a pleasant customer! I wish all customers were that courteous."
Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."
Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."
by Balkman January 9, 2009
Get the Crown Surprisemug. by BigBoiE21 May 21, 2021
Get the Shia Surprise!mug.